The Ridiculous But Awesome Gift Guide

The Ridiculous But Awesome Gift Guide

Written by: the editorial staff of goop

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Updated: November 1, 2022

Blurring the line between ridiculous and awesome since 2015.


  1. G. Label Pavé Deven Link Necklace goop, $8,000

    G. Label
    Deven Pavé Link necklace
    goop, $8,000

    Every second link is encrusted with brilliant white pavé diamonds (there are 2.70 carats in total).

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  2. What goes around comes around Chanel Burgundy Lambskin 2.55 bag, 10 goop, $8,150

    What goes around comes around
    Chanel Burgundy Lambskin 2.55 Bag, 10″
    goop, $8,150

    Classic with big CC.

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  3. Bob's Watches Men's Rolex Daytona Model 16518 goop, $29,495

    Bob’s watches
    Rolex Daytona men’s model 16518
    goop, $29,495

    Put a good face on it.

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  4. Transparent Small Transparent Speaker goop, $550

    Transparent
    Small transparent speaker
    goop, $550

    Listen, listen.

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  5. Louis Vuitton Skimboard Louis Vuitton, $2,390

    Louis Vuitton
    Skimboard
    Louis Vuitton, $2,390

    Make waves.

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  6. G. Etiket Fiene Yellow Gold and Black Pavé Ear Cuff goop, $895

    G. Label
    Fiene Yellow Gold and Black Pavé Ear Cuff
    goop, $895

    Angular and impactful.

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  7. What goes around comes around Chanel black embroidered boy bag, medium goop, $6,500

    What goes around comes around
    Chanel black embroidered boy bag, medium
    goop, $6,500

    Let’s hear it for the boy.

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  8. G. Etiket Pavé Elliott Assorted-Link bracelet goop, $2,950

    G. Label
    Elliott Pavé Assorted-Link bracelet
    goop, $2,950

    The slim paper clips are connected with round diamond encrusted ones.

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  9. Avocado Upcycled dog bed frame Avocado, $359

    Avocado
    Upcycled dog bed frame
    Avocado, $359

    If they are not allowed on your goop x Avocado mattress…

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  10. Magic Ink Rewritable Tattoo Ink Magic Ink, $100

    Magic ink
    Rewritable tattoo ink
    Magic Ink, $100

    You + them 4-Eve 4 Now.

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  11. Kiki de Montparnasse Tufted Boudoir Chaise goop, $28,500

    Kiki de Montparnasse
    Tufted Boudoir Chaiselong
    goop, $28,500

    For their bedroom, living room, sex dungeon, what have you.

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  12. Aman, New York City Aman Suite and Spa House Experience Aman, from $40,000 for one night

    Aman New York
    Aman Suite and Spa House Experience
    Aman, from $40,000 for one night

    We see your spa day and give you an overnight stay in the spa – with private hammam, pool, terrace…

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  13. Bob's Watches Rolex Men's Day-Date 36mm Model 1803 goop, $13,495

    Bob’s watches
    Rolex Men’s Day-Date 36mm Model 1803
    goop, $13,495

    Champagne problems solutions.

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  14. Mercado Famous Whole Jamón Mercado Famous, $300

    Mercado famous
    Whole Jamón
    Mercado Famous, $300

    It’s paleo.

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  15. Gucci GG Garbage Bag Holder Gucci, $420

    Gucci
    GG waste bag holder
    Gucci, $420

    Don’t screw this up.

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  16. Hermès Box of Tricks Hermès, $1,200

    Hermès
    Box of tricks
    Hermès, $1,200

    Why not store your dog’s toys in an Hermès box? (Rhetorical.)

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  17. Flamingo Estate The Good Shit Flamingo Estate, $75

    Flamingo Estate
    The Good Shit
    Flamingo Estate, $75

    Free-range compost, courtesy of Flamingo Estate’s four-legged friends.

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  18. What goes around comes around CHANEL Multi Sequin Half Flap 10 goop, $6,500

    What goes around comes around
    CHANEL Multi Sequin Half Flap Bag, 10″
    goop, $6,500

    Sequin and you must find.

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  19. Gucci pet leash Gucci, $410

    Gucci
    pet leash
    Gucci, $410

    Go this way.

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  20. Gohar Satin Baguette Bag Gohar, $239

    Gohar
    Satin baguette bag
    Gohar, $239

    BYOB (bring your own bread).

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  21. Shaws Paper Custom Wrapping Paper Shaws Paper, $120

    Shaw’s paper
    Custom wrapping paper
    Shaw’s paper, $125

    Freestyle wrap.

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  22. HigherDOSE 2-Person Full-Spectrum Infrared Sauna Guop, $8,099

    Higher DOSAGE
    2-person full-spectrum infrared sauna
    goop, $8,099

    Bliss out.

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  23. Chanel Handbag Chanel, price on request

    Chanel
    Handbag
    Chanel, price on request

    Shout out to Charles Leclerc.

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  24. Rowan Hair Color Kit for Dogs Rowan, $50

    Rowan
    Hair color set for dogs
    Rowan, $50

    Vegan and approved by veterinary dermatologists (yup, that’s a thing).

    BUY NOW


  25. Beed joint rolling machine Beed, $299

    BEED
    joint rolling machine
    BEED, $299

    Connect with your higher self.

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  26. The Goods Mart One of everything The Goods Mart, $3,900

    The commodity market
    One of everything
    The Goods Mart, $3,900

    To go with the BEED machine.

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  27. What goes around comes around Chanel Blue Caviar Coco Handle Bag, Medium goop, $8,950

    What goes around comes around
    Chanel Blue Caviar Coco Handle Bag, Medium
    goop, $8,950

    It’s handled.

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  28. Song of the Soul Personalized soul song Song of the Soul, $225

    The song of the soul
    Personal soul song
    Song of the Soul, $225

    A 12-minute piano composition inspired by the planetary alignment during their birth.

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  29. Gucci pet collar Gucci, $345

    Gucci
    pet collar
    Gucci, $345

    Gucci for your poochie.

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  30. Goldbelly Raindrop Cake Kit Goldbelly, $49.95

    Golden belly
    Raindrop cake set
    Goldbelly, $49.95

    Completely jelly.

    BUY NOW


  31. What goes around comes around CHANEL Silver Perforated 2.55 10 goop, $6,950

    What goes around comes around
    CHANEL Silver Perforated 2.55 Bag, 10″
    goop, $6,950

    Silver star.

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  32. Groundfridge Naturally Cool Underground Cellar Groundfridge, €15,900

    Underground refrigerator
    Naturally cool underground cellar
    Ground refrigerator, €15,900

    Too cool for words.

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  33. Vintage Broncos Ford Bronco Vintage Broncos, starting at $250,000

    Vintage Broncos
    Ford Bronco
    Vintage Broncos, from $250,000

    Clutch.

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  34. Renova Neon toilet paper Renova, €18.75

    Renovate
    Neon toilet paper
    Renovation, €18.75

    Ascend the throne.

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  35. Bob's Watches Rolex Men's GMT-Master II Batman Model 116710BLNR goop, $17,995

    Bob’s watches
    Rolex Men’s GMT-Master II “Batman” Model 116710BLNR
    goop, $17,995

    Bruce Wayne core.

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  36. Resonate Meditation Chair Resonate, $3,399

    Reason
    Meditation chair
    Resonate, from $3,399

    Move over, cloud sofa.

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  37. What goes around comes around Chanel Multi Tweed 2.55 bag, 10 pieces, $8,250

    What goes around comes around
    Chanel Multi Tweed 2.55 Bag, 10″
    goop, $8,250

    What’s black and white and smart about it all?

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  38. Robertson Lodges Top to Toe New Zealand Odyssey Robertson Lodges, $286,595

    Robertson Lodges
    Head to toe New Zealand Odyssey
    Robertson Lodges, $286,595

    One epic trip, three cabins in some of the country’s most picturesque locations.

    BUY NOW


  39. Oxford Gold Group 10-Ounce Gold Bar Oxford Gold Group, prices vary

    Oxford Gold Group
    10-ounce gold bar
    Oxford Gold Group, prices vary

    It is also a paperweight.

    BUY NOW


  40. ROAR Africa Private Jet Safari Experience ROAR Africa, $135,000 per  person

    ROAR AFRICA
    The greatest safari on earth
    ROAR AFRICA, $135,000 per person

    All carbon credits from this carbon neutral safari go directly to conservation efforts throughout the tour’s flight corridor

    BUY NOW

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