A passionate case for buying a sex rug

A dedicated sex rug makes sense when you consider that sex can involve things like semen, vaginal fluids, sweat, lube, depending on how you do it. wax, spilled champagne, maybe some cake frosting (I’m not judging). Who knows what else? Reveling in the smooth is fun at the moment; less when you examine the damage to your très cher long staples, high thread count sheets. How do you reconcile the adult’s need for legitimate, high-quality bedding with the desire for messy, messy sex? Fortunately, we have sex blanket.

Liberator Decor Fascinator Throw Merlot Microvelvet Rug

The Liberator Fascinator Throw comes in five colors and two sizes and manages to look so elegant you’d never know it was built to be hunched over. I own it in “Velvish Merlot” and keep it tucked away by the edge of my bed – before sex my partner and I just pull it up on top of the covers. The exterior feels like velvet and looks like a sumptuous luxury throw, but inside is a water-repellent core. Admittedly, that core sounds a little bit diaper-like when you scrunch it up, but that’s a small price to pay for the ability to turn off the Fascinator and throw in all kinds of sex-exudation, knowing that none of it will seep through. Imagine that after you’ve both collapsed in glory, you pull the covers off the bed with a magician before crawling into crisp, dry sheets and passing out. The blanket is machine washable, ten thousand percent more mature than using a mildly damp towel for period sex, and wraps well if you’re the kind of person who enjoys the thrill of hidden in-law sex, or you’re the only person in the world who respects the bedding on the hotel beds.

If you’re a sexual nomad, you should know that Liberator has made sex pillows, blankets and even furniture out of their magic fabric, so you can sex-proof most of your house. My partner and I have what is essentially a chaise longue designed for the sole purpose of loving sweetly – it’s a major take on one of the best sex toys for couples.

6 more accessories we love for messy sex

The Best Sheet Set for Sex: Liberator Velvet Sheets

Liberator velvet sheets and pillowcases

If you’re ready to move beyond the sex blanket lifestyle, try Liberator’s sheet set. The smooth polyester liquid velvet is smart and has an impenetrable moisture barrier strong enough to handle any sex juice. It is machine washable and comes in a variety of colors from cyan to pink.

The best body wipes: Royal Body Wipes

Messy sex is great, but there are other things to consider than ruining the sheets. We all pee, and that means we all have urinary tracts, which means we’re all susceptible to UTIs. It’s much better to have wipes on hand to clean up right after sex than to let bacteria feast in your pee hole. Body wipes are also extremely handy during group sex or anal play when you want to reduce cross-contamination as much as possible.

The Best Sex Toy Cleaner: Jimmyjane UV Disinfection Light

Jimmyjane UV disinfecting mood light

Remember that you don’t need a third person to have a threesome – a sex toy will do. But unfortunately, even vibrators can harbor bacteria and should be washed regularly. So what’s more glamorous than scrubbing down a sex toy with a bar of soap? Well, place it in a pod that cleans the toy in 10 minutes using UV light. Plus, it not only cleans and charges the sex toy, but acts as a mood light that fills your bedroom with pink and blue hues. The sleek and modern design blends in with the bed’s decor. Everyone will just think it’s an alarm clock or a lamp.

The best massage light: Jimmyjane Afterglow

Jimmyjane Afterglow massage candle

This candle’s “wax” melts into massage oil when the candle is lit, which you can then pour onto a partner’s skin for a sensual rub. It also fills the room with a relaxing scent that sets the scene for evenings at home.

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